Critiquing Reddit’s Taste, Part 2

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Special Friday Edition!

Friday is the day on /r/music where the mods like to turn off the ability to post YouTube videos in the hopes of the subreddit actually becoming one for music discussion and not, say, where Reddit likes to dump it’s garbage fire taste in music. Ā Ha. Ā Ha ha. Ā Well, they try, that’s the important thing.

If you tuned in yesterday, you’ll get the basic gist: Ā I take a look at the top ten songs posted on /r/music in the last 24 hours and tell you how terrible Reddit’s taste in music is. Ā In much rarer occasions, I’ll tell you where they get it right. Ā Fridays will be fun because of the phenomenon mentioned above: Ā it’s going to be a collection of those songs with the staying power to make it through the discussion posts.

Also, for the record, no I don’t plan on this being an everyday thing, but I would like it to be an everyday I can manage it thing.

Anyway…

June 2nd, 2016 (12:30 PM) to June 3rd, 2016 (12:30 PM)

#1: Ā Mr. Bungle – “Air Conditioned Nightmare”

Reddit manages to kick it off with something weird and cool, courtesy of Mike “Weird and Cool” Patton. Ā Goes through four different changes in tone and structure, each completely different than the one before. Ā In anyone else’s hands, it would be a gigantic mess, but Mike Patton isn’t anyone else.

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#2: Ā Dinosaur Jr. – “Feel The Pain”

Sirius XMU’s favourite Dinosaur, Jr track is also Reddit’s most commonly posted DJ song. Ā Thankfully it never gets old, although I’ve heard it three times today between the radio and this particular set. Ā Two good tracks in a row, Reddit, maybe Fridays are your thing.

B+

#3: Ā Beck – “Wow”

Ah, the new Beck track. Ā The one that starts off like a generic hip hop beat, or maybe something like what Beyonce might have rejected for her self-titled 2013 album. Ā Then Beck manages to bull through it in a display of sheer Beck-ness. Ā Still, it feels a little empty and it’s not until 2/3 of the way through that Beck lets his freak flag fly in even a limited fashion. Ā Honestly it feels a little like Beck chasing a hit and I’m not sure how I feel about that. Ā Holding out opinions for the album, we’ll see.

B

#4: Ā The Cult – “Love Removal Machine”

The Cult were an Eighties goth band that scored some hits when they decided to be an AC/DC tribute band instead. Ā My mom knew the lead singer in high school at one point, to no one’s surprise he was a dick. Ā Trust Reddit to go ga-ga for generic hard rock because “it has guitars”.

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#5: Ā A Day To Remember – “Bad Vibrations”

Why do metalcore bands have such fucking awful band names? Ā Why do metalcore bands all recycle the same damn low-end chugging? Ā Why do metalcore bands mistake sung choruses for depth? Ā Why do metalcore bands insist on breakdowns that are cheesier than a Wisconsin hamburger?

Anyway, you can always tell when the pre-teens are posting, because there will be metalcore.

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#6: Ā The Monkees – “Birth Of An Accidental Hipster”

Okay, show of hands. Ā Who was crying out for a Monkees comeback? Ā Anyone? Ā Put your hand down, dad, Jesus Christ. Ā Wait, this is actually sort of good. Ā I…I kind of like this. Ā Noel Gallagher co-wrote it? Ā I suppose that explains some things.

B+

#7: Ā Portugal. Ā The Man – “Plastic Soldiers”

Who gave the indie kids access to the internet? Ā They managed to find a Portugal. The Man track that isn’t all that great. Ā It’s about as middling a work as you can find from a middling also-ran indie act. Ā You thought you were doing something good, but instead you fucked it all up. Ā Good work, Reddit.

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#8: Ā Soundgarden – “Rusty Cage”

The rest of the post title literally reads: Ā “I know this has been posted before, but not for months & I think it’s well worth posting again.” Oh, well, I guess that makes sense except wait IT WAS LITERALLY POSTED YESTERDAY AS THE JOHNNY CASH COVER.

Who are you trying to fool, anyway? Ā We all know where the inspiration to post this came from.

Decent tune though.

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#9: Ā Link Wray – “Rumble”

Link Wray Ā poked a hole in his speaker cone with a pencil and invented hard rock single-handed. Ā That might be a bit of an exaggeration, but not by much. Ā Reddit of course knows it from its multiple pop cultural appearances, including Tarantino. Ā At least it’s better than just posting the songs from Guitar Hero .

B+

#10: Ā Joywave – “Nice House”

Lyrics are the only really halfway interesting part of this song, the rest is a really generic and straightforward electro-pop song, like what Hot Chip would write if they got really, really boring all of a sudden. Ā The outro is rather nice though.

C+

TODAY’S AVERAGE: Ā B- (Not bad, Reddit!)

 

Critiquing Reddit’s Taste, Part 1

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And now for a new sequence, brought to you by the…ahem…”tastemakers” of Reddit’s infamously awful /r/music community.

It’s often said that Reddit has shitty taste in music. Ā Granted it’s usually 4chan’s /mu/ community saying that, but let’s be serious here. Ā Whether it’s the constant love of Queen and Foo Fighters that makes me roll my eyes or the circlejerking over how superior they are because of their love of Tool, /r/music is a bottomfeeder in terms of music communities.

Or is it? Ā I’ve decided to start an ongoing series where I listen to the top ten songs posted to /r/music in a 24 hour period and assign them completely subjective ratings based on my own insane whims and thought processes. Ā Then we’ll see if /r/music’s taste actually sucks as badly as I’ve always thought.

Without further ado, I give to you:

June 1st, 2016 (12:30 PM) to June 2nd, 2016 (12:30 PM)

#1: Ā Rancid – “Ruby Soho”

The most poppy and milquetoast of all of the Clash-rip-off’s poppy and milquetoast songs. Ā /r/music loves punk rock, but only if it’s from Le Nineties and it’s been beaten to death on the radio since then.

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#2: Ā The Avalanches – “Frankie Sinatra”

The first time since 2001 that Australian sample-stackers The Avalanches release new music AND it’s fucking stellar? Ā You win this time Reddit. Ā You win this time.

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#3: Ā Dethklok – “I Ejaculate Fire”

I’d say something snarky about how the only way metal gets to the top of Reddit is in cartoon form but I can’t hate on Dethklok. Ā This isn’t completely dildos.

B+

#4: Ā Johnny Cash – “Rusty Cage”

The best that can be said of this is that at least Reddit took a break from jerking off over “Hurt”. Ā At least with “Rusty Cage” I don’t have to read about how “REZNOR TOTALLY SAID THAT SONG BELONGED TO JOHNNY CASH NOW BECAUSE THE COVER WAS SO MUCH BETTER!!1!11!”. Ā In fact, one of the top comments is the exact opposite. Ā Thank you, Jesus.

C+

#5: Ā The Distillers – “The Young Crazed Peeling”

Man it has been a long time since I thought of Brody and The Distillers. Ā It still sounds like Courtney Love fronting Rancid to me, and as the years have gone by that prospect appeals to me exponentially less. Ā Also, those fucking spikes. Ā Jesus Brody, how much money did you shell out to get that look down just right? Ā How punk rock of you.

C-

#6: Ā Huey Lewis And The News – “If This Is It”

Jesus Christ Reddit, Bret Easton Ellis was being ironic. Ā What the hell is wrong with you?

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#7: Ā Lagwagon – “Island Of Shame”

Apparently it’s awful pop punk day on Reddit. Ā Lagwagon was that band that was there for you if Pennywise was too edgy for you. Ā Completely indistinguishable from anything else on Epitaph in the mid-90s.

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#8: Ā Grand Funk Railroad – “I’m Your Captain (Closer To Home)”

GFR got a lot of hate back in the day from critics because, well, they’re not really that good on average. Ā Still, they were capable of moments of brilliance, and “I’m Your Captain” is one of those. Ā For more on Grand Funk Railroad, consult your local library.

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#9: Ā Men At Work – “Down Under”

Goofy Eighties pop rock from the Gowan of Australia. Ā I often wonder who posts these sorts of songs. Ā Kids nostalgic for a time they never had to live through? Ā Adults putting on rose-coloured nostalgia glasses? Ā Mouthbreathers who listen to bland Mix FM stations at work? Ā At least in dying you don’t have to deal with New Wave for a second time.

C-

#10: Ā The Justified Ancients of Mu-Mu (aka The KLF) – “It’s Grim Up North”

Reddit’s sizeable school shooter community comes through in the clutch.

B+

TODAY’S AVERAGE: Ā C+

Cobalt – Slow Forever

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Cobalt –Ā Slow Forever

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Released March 25th, 2016 on Profound Lore Records

It has to be hard for a band when an integral member – an icon of the band itself – melts down in public and turns out to be a massive asshole. Ā Scott Stapp falling asleep in the middle of a show, Wes Scantlin accusing an audience member of stealing his house, Phil Anselmo drunkenly bellowing “white power” and give the Hitler salute: Ā embarrassing moments that neatly divide a band in decline from a defunct band. Ā Cobalt knows that pain all too well.

The band made a name for themselves with their own take on the scaffolding of black metal, and singer Phil McSorley’s rugged military-inspiredĀ lyrics. Ā Then McSorley decided to go on a misogynist, homophobic rant on the Facebook page of another band, and Ā band lynchpin Eric Wunder tossed him by the wayside. Ā Seven years after their last album, the genre classicĀ Gin, the band announced a return with Charlie Fell of Chicago’s Lord Mantis on the mic. Ā The result is utterly galvanizing, one of the finest metal releases I’ve heard in years. Ā Listening to it for me was akin to the first time I heard “Blood & Thunder” kick offĀ Leviathan – a burning need to bang my head, and a sense that this was something altogether more special than another collection of burly riffs. Ā “Hunt The Buffalo” is as effective an opener as “Blood & Thunder”, but “Elephant Graveyard” is heavier than anything Mastodon ever came out with, and “Ruiner” might just be cleverer. Ā Charlie Fell brings a range that even his time in Lord Mantis didn’t prepare anyone for; his work on “Cold Breaker” seems to constantly shift, sharply yowling and then bellowing like a mammoth.

It was F. Scott Fitzgerald who once opined that there were no second acts in American life. Wunder and Cobalt, though, have managed exactly that, rising from the toxic ashes of their past and making a new name for themselves as a solid, well-rounded All-American Metal Band. Ā This new second act Cobalt is better than McSorley’s military black metal Cobalt ever was: Ā grimy, bluesy, and crushingly heavy in all the right places. Ā Even better: Ā no soaring sing-along choruses. Ā See, Killswitch? Ā This is how you make metal.

And The Rest…

Underworld

Barbara Barbara We Face A Shining Future

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03/18/2016 on Astralwerks Records

As far as latter-day albums from Nineties electronic heroes go, it’s notĀ Random Access Memories, but neither is itĀ The Day Is My Enemy. Ā Drum n bass superstar High Contrast adds just the right touch of modernity to Underworld’s familiarity.

Damien Jurado

Visions Of Us On The Land

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03/18/2016 on Secretly Canadian

Visions is a journey record, both inward and outward, and it’s arid psychedelic vistas will bring you into the mystic and keep you there, contemplating your own inner desire.

Richmond Fontaine

You Can’t Go Back If There’s Nothing To Go Back To

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03/18/2016 on Fluff & Gravy Records

While it’s not Fontaine’s finest alt-country moment (you have to go back seven years to find that), it does make for an enjoyable, wistful, somewhat overlong record. Ā Solid Americana that doesn’t overstep it’s own ambitions.

Young Thug

I’m Up

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02/05/2016 on 300 Entertainment Records

In between all the off-the-wall, smoked-out singalongs there’s a strange sadness lurking, as though being the most prolific nutjob in hip hop that isn’t a Based God isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

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Slime Season 3

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03/25/2016 on 300 Entertainment Records

For someone who hasn’t even put out a proper debut yet, there sure is a lot of Young Thug on the market, and it keeps getting better, too. Ā Slime Season 3 is a perfect example of the progression of an artist who is learning to take their gift for crafting bangers with oddly affecting choruses and turn them to a more wide-screen audience.

The Body

One Day You Will Ache Like I Ache

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03/25/2016 on Neurot Records

A collaboration with Full Of Hell that will leave you shuddering, weeping, and likely deaf. Ā This is what dancefloors sound like in the Abyss.

Amon Amarth

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03/25/2016 on Metal Blade Records

You’d think that after ten albums of muscular Viking metal that the luster would fade, but here we are. Ā The titan’s latest album is a concept about a warrior looking to get the girl, after he gutted the girl’s fiance. Ā Just bang your head.

Fat White Family – Songs For Our Mothers

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Fat White Family –Ā Songs For Our Mothers

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Released January 22nd, 2016 on Fat Possum Records

Fat White Family are a London band that likes to do two things: Ā first, get in your face and slay sacred cows in the name of being offensive (in order to get at the truth of things, of course); and second, hoover up every known drug in existence. Ā They’re sort of semi-legendary for both, even this early into their career.

Now neither of those things bothers me, per se. Ā I enjoy irreverence, and there aren’t many cows I consider sacred when it comes to music. Ā A similar band in this vein that I absolutely adore would be Future Of The Left. Ā The big difference between Fat White Family and Future Of The Left, however, is that FOTL isn’t the most utterly boring collection of tripe I’ve come across in months.

Songs For Our Mothers starts off promisingly enough. Ā “Whitest Boy On The Beach” is a fun, ramshackle kind of song that straddles the line of post-punk while urinating on it. Ā Unfortunately, everything that comes after moves along at a crawl, coming off as a collection of dirges by ruffians who are trying to shock you but end up just putting you to sleep instead. Ā I honestly fell asleep a couple of times listening to the album. Ā Not a good sign for a band that wants to get by on being provocative.

Ditch the opiates and try some crack next time, lads. Ā It’ll bring out your personality more.

Ulver -ATGCLVLSSCAP

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Ulver –Ā ATGCLVLSSCAP

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Released January 22nd, 2016 on House of Mythology

The Norwegian black metal band turned art-house experimental collective Ulver has gone even more out-there for their twelfth album. Ā Bored of the usual way in which they made albums, they embarked on an experimental series of live concerts that they branded “free rock”, in which they got up on various stages throughout Europe and jammed on whatever motifs came into their heads that night. Ā These live recordings were then culled and cut into shape by the band, further enhanced with noise and, on “Moody Stix”, samples of their older work. Ā The outcome is the ultimate ambient jam, not so much a collection of songs as a roadmap of their trip through Europe and the noise that came into their heads on any given night. Ā There is a freeing quality to the recordings that is remarkably free of the sort of formality one comes to expect from studio jams; the off-the-cuff nature makes for a series of aural hallucinations that move in and out of grooves as the group chooses. Ā “Cromagnosis” and “Om Hanumate Namah”Ā areĀ the best examples of the trance-like groove state the band would find themselves in, although the lysergic ambiance of “England’s Hidden” and “The Spirits That Lend Strength Are Invisible” evoke the same feeling without locking themselves into an outright beat.

Forget Explosions In The Sky: Ā ATGCLVLSSCAP isĀ post-rock, in that it clears the space of anchors like structure and studio formality and sets the stage for something potentially new and exciting.

(And if you’re wondering, the title is an acronym referencing the twelve signs of the zodiac).

The 100 Best Albums of 2015: Part 1, 100-81

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#100:  Sunn O))) – Kannon

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The drone-doom-noise band finally follows up 2009’s transcendental Monoliths and Dimensions with a more immediate and visceral trio of noise-soaked dread.

#99:  Rose McDowall – Cut With The Cake Knife

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If you ever missed spiky, snotty Eighties pop, look no further.

#98:  BC Camplight – How To Die In The North

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Velvety and yet dangerous, like the upholstery on a late-70s vintage Buick.

#97:  Lupe Fiasco – Tetsuo & Youth

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He’ll spend the rest of his career living down his ill-fated sophomore album (he recently grudgingly encouraged the destruction of physical copies of it) but Tetsuo & Youth shows where his career should have gone.

#96:  Thee Oh Sees – Mutilator Defeated At Last

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Six albums, five years, and a couple of big lineup changes finds John Dwyer’s day job band rocking out bigger and harder than ever before.

 

#95:  Destruction Unit – Negative Feedback Resistor

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Blown-out industrial noise-punk, like Big Black with a better appreciation for depth.

#94:  No Joy – More Faithful

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The alternagaze duo returns for a murkier, more complex record that plays directly to their strengths.

#93:  Hot Chip – Why Make Sense?

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A strong mid-career album for the veteran indie-dance group, with solid grooves and a touch of early 90s UK rave.

#92:  Carly Rae Jepsen –       E-MO-TION

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An 80s banger of a pop record, once you get over the essential Robin Sparkles nature of E-MO-TION it becomes a great soundtrack to an energetic night.

#91:  Prurient – Frozen Niagara Falls

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A double album of shapeable, moldable pure sound from longtime noise artist Dominick Fernow.

#90:  Echo Lake – Era

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This record is liquid, in that the sound expands to fill whatever room you play it in.  Expansive dream-prog with an ambient touch that is deft and subtle.

#89:  Alabama Shakes – Sound And Color

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Brittany Howard looks a third grade teacher and sings like the Goddess of Soul. The band is okay too.

#88:  Ghostpoet – Shedding Skin

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Mercury Prize nominated UK hip hop artist goes full out in an amalgamation of grime, U.S. hip hop, and electronic influences.

#87:  Mount Eerie – Sauna

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The calmest, quietest sense of dread you may ever experience, and something of a comeback for the former Microphones frontman.

 #86:  Zun Zun Egui – Shackle’s Gift

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A truly world-reaching experience, the Bristol band draws on a number of diverse influences to create hard-hitting, crunchy songs that are close in approximating rock n roll.

#85:  Belle & Sebastian – Girls In Peacetime Want To Dance

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The band takes a hard skew towards dance pop on their umpteenth album, bringing some much-needed fresh air into their act.

#84:  EL VY – Return To The Moon

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A meeting of the minds between indie stalwarts The National and Menomena, EL VY is one of the rare side projects that hits all the same pleasure buttons as their respective member’s day jobs.

#83:  The Roadside Graves – Acne/Ears

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This is a rustic country album, if it were made by a less-crappy Gaslight Anthem, or if The Men took the folk-country side of New Moon and ran with it. Which is to say, it’s as Jersey as anything else you can name.

#82:  Wilco – Star Wars

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The veteran alt-country band keeps that train a-rollin’, not letting age or maturity get in the way of a good rock n roll hook. It may be “music for dads with receding hairlines” as Shameless put it, but it rocks all the same.

#81:  Insect Ark – Portal/Well

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Dana Schechter creates a bedroom electronic record that shifts and transforms as much as it makes a serious attempt to claw up your face and wriggle into your ear.

Part One:  100-81

Part Two:  80-61

Part Three:  60-41

Part Four:  40-21

Part Five:  20-01

U.S. Girls – Half Free

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U.S. Girls – Half Free

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In a recent Vice interview, Meg Remy – long-time noisemaker and the brains behind U.S. Girls – mentioned that the two biggest influences forĀ Half Free were John Cassavetes and Bruce Springsteen. Ā The sense of getting into the heads of characters, then, is an obvious starting point for the album, but it’s really Bruce Springsteen that seems to take on the lion’s share of influence here. Ā It starts with the cover photo: Ā Remy in black and white, staring into the camera with seemingly the exact same expression that the Boss has on the cover ofĀ The River. Ā It continues on through the songs, which are all portraits of women in a variety of nightmarish scenarios; the nightmares take on a more visceral bent due to the fact that these are ordinary women in ordinary worlds and the problems that they find themselves mired in are all too depressingly plausible. Ā “Sororal Feelings” examines a woman in a crumbling marriage who discovers that her husband has slept with her three sisters; “Damn That Valley” wraps a vicious examination of the failures of the U.S. War on Terror in the grief-stricken wail of a woman whose solider husband won’t be coming home. Ā “Window Shades” follows up a snide skit on being “another woman with no self-esteem” with a woman who’s finally able to confront her no-account cheating boyfriend. Ā The seven-minute closer “Woman’s Work” is a hazy, cluttered Italo Disco masterpiece that rages against the religion of beauty and growls that a woman’s work is never finished. Ā Half Free is a deeply feminist record, an account of finding inner strength despite the odds stacked against women from all walks of life

This is music, though, so we need to look at the musical aesthetic of the album. Ā This is where Half Free starts to lose me a little. Ā “Sororal Feelings” is flawless, a perfect opener with a deceitful chorus that is probably never going to leave my brain. Ā “Damn That Valley” finds catharsis in a monster reggae beat, and Remy finds the right vocal lilt to ride it perfectly. Ā That said, it feels as though there’sĀ too much piled on to the track – a problem that could be said of “New Age Thriller”, “Sed Knife”, and “Red Comes In Many Shades” as well. Ā This is where Remy’s background comes in; she spent her pre-Toronto years recording shitgaze and noise pop for tiny noise labels, burying her classic radio chops in waves of distortion, instrumentation, and tape noise. Ā Those days are still evident in many places throughoutĀ Half Free, and while I enjoy noise and clutter, there are parts of the album that I feel would have benefited from a cleaner mix, or at the very least a couple fewer voices (the hard-as-nails rock of “Sed Knife” is a great example of this).

Still, aesthetic quibbles aside, Half FreeĀ is an astonishing record that speaks to both the galvanizing effect that having a greatly increased budget can have on a creative and passionate artist, and to the keen eye 4AD has for picking those creative and passionate artists. Ā If Meg Remy wasn’t on your radar before, put her on it – there are bigger things to come.

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Girl Band – Holding Hands With Jamie

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Girl Band –Ā Holding Hands With Jamie

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One of the things you pick up on when you’re married to someone with a Master’s in Political Theory is what the post- signifier is; that is, what the “post” in post-colonialism, or post-modernism, or – more relevant to this review – post-punk means. Ā To keep things simple, it’s an act of space-clearing, a way to make room to deconstruct the implied “pre” portion and to analyze what makes it tick, so that you can put it back together in more meaningful and insightful ways.

Post-punk, then, was a deconstruction of the original first wave of punk rock, the fabled “three chords and an attitude” that came roaring out of Britain during the brutal recession of the late 1970s. Ā A lot more went into punk rock than just three chords, of course; most of those bands were into reggae, ska, dub, country, jazz, and nearly any other form of music that wasn’t boring-as-hell California rock. Ā A band like the Clash, or the Slits, had a lot more going on under the surface than their more popular tracks might have you believe. Ā Post-punk took those blended ingredients, separated them, and then re-blended them into new shapes. Ā Gang of Four took the strident political screeds of the Clash and made them dance; Pere Ubu mutated dub and ska until they were nearly unrecognizable; Swell Maps chopped the general idea of music up into something that still sounded like music, but only if you stood far enough away.

The general popularity of what we’ve come to know as “post-punk” has risen and fallen over the years, and when it’s time came around again in the early 2000s it seemed as though everyone was finding that essence rare. Ā Unlike their forebears, though, the bands that caught the attention of the post-9/11 college kids weren’t all that interested in breaking down their influences to examine and rework them. Ā Interpol didn’t do much to Joy Division beyond adding big basslines lifted right out of the poppier Cure albums. Ā !!! replaced the soul of Gang of Four with disco, which is like switching out butter for margarine and pretending it’s radically different. Ā Yeah Yeah Yeahs were an obvious dead ringer for Siouxsie Sioux. Ā The Strokes wanted to be Television, who weren’t technically post-punk but may as well have been. Ā The only band who really seemed to want to break apart the conventions and get right down into the very essence of revolutionary sound itself was liars, and they got ripped apart for it (They Were Wrong So We Drowned is still one of the best albums of the 2000s, dammit, and I stand by that).

So when I say that Girl Band reminds me of liars, it’s because Girl Band is also willing to take the bands that influenced them, break them down to their atomic components, and rearrange them in a fashion that is, god forbid, actually refreshing. Ā Take “Fucking Butter” as an example: Ā the riff that kicks it off is weirdly familiar, like I’ve heard it on a Sleigh Bells song, but what comes after pounds out that riff so that it becomes increasingly unhinged. Ā Three minutes in and more textures get added – high-gain guitar scrapings mainly – and then it becomes piled on to the point that it feels as though it’s about to crush you. Ā Then it resets, and we’re left with a simple clicking drum beat and wildly shouted Gang of Four-esque vocals – and that’s just the half-way point. Ā A lot of these songs are like that. Ā They take the Gang vocals, the Swell Maps vision of song cut-and-paste, the Pere Ubu attack-noise, but they don’t just slavishly imitate these pieces. Ā They rearrange them instead, using them in ways that their ancestors would never have attempted. Ā “Paul”Ā feels like it might have come out of Big Black’sĀ Songs About Fucking, but rather than overwhelm the listener with feedback and noise like Albini did, they use those textures to build a sonic narrative from ragged beginning to gloriously blown-out ending. Ā You can catch all of the pillars of Eighties post-punk here and there throughout, but it’s like noticing a beak in a slurry of factory processed chicken; by the time you notice it, the line has moved on and you’re left wondering if it was real or if you justĀ thought it was.

Like Viet Cong, Girl Band have brought new life to the spectre that has been haunting punk rock since the early 1980s. Ā Viet Cong, however, were content to make a suit out of the skin-scraps of their influences, while Girl Band performed messy chainsaw surgery, followed by reconstructive surgery that would have made the doctor from The Human Centipede proud. Ā Call it post-post-punk – clearing a space from the space that was originally cleared – or just call it noise. Ā Either way, it’s highly compelling stuff.

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The Telescopes – Hidden Fields

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The Telescopes –Ā Hidden Fields

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The British psychedelic band’s eighth album is a flurry of distorted noise, with a stomping beat edging itself out of the maelstrom once in a while. Ā It’s nothing to write home about – it certainly holds no candle to Lightning Bolt’s excellentĀ Fantasy Empire – but it serves a certain niche purpose for those who are incapable of listening to anything that isn’t clipped out into the red for miles. Ā They’re very good at what they do, but what they do isn’t that much different from the psych-noise backĀ or from their own material. Ā Each track functions in largely the same way: Ā a wash of noise, some guitar-borne feedback, drums and maybe the whispers of some words out of the fog before they duck quickly back under again. Ā The tempo is kept to the lumbering side of the dial, and while they’re all effective stompers they never deviate from it, and thus by the time the fifteen minutes of “The Living Things” has finished, boredom has set in. Ā Decent enough stuff, but largely inessential.